Blog Entries in Sytle’s of Badly Writen School Paper’s
Rachel is a school teacher of course. She teaches high school English. Sometimes I read some of the students papers. I really enjoy this activity immensely. I liek the big words wrongly used. The clear and undeniably clear fact of that no proofreading whatsoever of any type was clearly not done. The incredible run on sentences I also enjoy the incredibly poor structure of both the paper as a whole, they switched verb tenses constantly throughout, are always uses terrible sentence structure, such as a series of failed parallellisms I came, I saw, then home was arrived at by me . The passive voice is truly odorous. The spelling mistakes plus everything is pretty much a wild cliche to avoid like the plauge. The horrible poetic licenses everywhere. writing so bad my heart pounds in my chest a wild squirel hungry for the open meadow filled with vague and terrible dreams about death strange that I am trapped in the body of a high school student instead of free in my squirelish attire out on the open road squirling about.
also the constant use of possisive noun’s is nicely. you’d think this is the terrible papers it is not it is the average paper is like this. oh also they use opinins constantly and inappororiately, such as, That’s not the sort of fool I would want driving my ship to the new world. Also a good thing to pick up, if you are a high school student, is the not use of obvious plagerism.
Plagiarism, as defined in the 1995 Random House Compact Unabridged Dictionary, is the “use or close imitation of the language and thoughts of another author and the representation of them as one’s own original work.” Within academia, plagiarism by students, professors, or researchers is considered academic dishonesty or academic fraud and offenders are subject to academic censure, up to and including expulsion. In journalism, plagiarism is considered a breach of journalistic ethics, and reporters caught plagiarizing typically face disciplinary measures ranging from suspension to termination of employment. Some individuals caught plagiarizing in academic or journalistic contexts claim that they plagiarized unintentionally, by failing to include quotations or give the appropriate citation. While plagiarism in scholarship and journalism has a centuries-old history, the development of the Internet, where articles appear as electronic text, has made the physical act of copying the work of others much easier.
Plagerism is definitely something to obviously avoid like the plauge since it is against the rules, you might get caught, you are definitely an asshole if you plagerize, just don’t do it.
AsianCajuns (Lauren) 16:17 on January 7, 2010 Permalink |
Okay, I can no longer read your blog at work. I keep laughing out loud and my bosses are suspicious about website coding being that hilarious.
catherine 10:22 on January 8, 2010 Permalink |
Yep. Almost peed myself reading this.
rwrite 10:36 on January 8, 2010 Permalink |
You guys are such suck ups.
I have to call all these lawyers for my job as a research assistant and I figured out to just look at their resume, pick an article they got published somewhere and then tell them I enjoyed it. Instantly the whole tone of the conversation changes and they tell me anything I want!
There’s no better way to a writer’s heart than through his ego. Or, to a Weaver’s than to tell him he’s funny. But seriously, thanks for reading!
Kat 09:31 on May 19, 2010 Permalink |
Tom, this blog is dangerous. Do you want all your friends to get fired??? Thank you for making my day/month/year.
rwrite 10:04 on May 19, 2010 Permalink |
Hey Kat – thanks for reading!